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Two Poems, by d.S. randoL

She unrolls me on the sheet

in the dim light of the hallway, a bed

sheet prone to pulling and without six legs,

a little lonely. Drips of protest stain the sides of

the mattress, as in

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Gerard Butler, by Riley Richards

For my 27th birthday, the only present I want is to fight Gerard Butler, possibly to the death. Romantic music will play in the background, a playlist made special for this occasion, because he must be the reason I am unlucky in love. He will be confused the whole time.

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Wisconsin Sexy, by Carrie Conners

You should see the underwear I’ve got on. They’re so

beige, and ankle length with a waffle pattern.

That’s right, baby, long johns.

Does that make you hot? Yeah? Then please

let me press up against you.

It’s -20˚ before wind chill,

I haven’t felt my toes since Tuesday.

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