By Tara Laskowski and Brian Fitzpatrick
February 4, 2018, 6:15 p.m.
Godspeed, my friend. Godspeed.
Hope we make it thru this!!
I still feel the pain from 13 years ago.
This one will hurt more I think
Unless we Win!!
Yes. Yes it will.
Unless we win.
Could we possibly win???
6:27 p.m., just before kickoff
......... yes? Yes!
We got this.
Unless I just jinxed it. Sorry.
7:33 p.m., Eagles touchdown, miss 2-point conversion. Score Eagles 15, Patriots 3
Well some of it is going well
Omg. What if they are just setting us up for heartbreak???
Oh that’s a real possibility
I still say we just call it at the half.
If we win, I say we meet in person and buy each other beers or bourbon or coffee or whatever
your drink of choice.
Def bourbon. I’m gonna need something to take the edge off for a long time
Perfect. That’s my drink of choice.
8:06 p.m., Eagles touchdown. Score Eagles 22, Patriots 12.
Well Foles is a better receiver than brady
I can’t believe there’s a whole other half. I’m so worn out.
Yeah pls j end it now. I think we can all agree on that right?
8:35 p.m., 2nd half begins
10 more eagles touchdowns pls
Uh.. 12 to be safe.
Silver Linings Playbook was such a depressing movie but it makes me happy to see Bradley
8:46 p.m., Patriots touchdown. Score: Eagles 22, Patriots 19
9:02 p.m., Eagles touchdown. Play under review.
They gonna overturn that crap?
9:07 p.m., Eagles touchdown confirmed. Score: Eagles 29, Patriots 19.
I would’ve torn all of my hair out
I already lost some
I think my eyebrows are falling out
9:10 p.m., Patriots touchdown. Score: Eagles 29, Patriots 26.
Omg I hate the Patriots so much.
Also: shut up announcers about the goddamn td pass
They are the worst
Secondary looks terrible right now
Omg they could lose this. Oh god
I hate this so much.
It’s the worst Super Bowl I’ve ever watched
9:25 p.m., Eagles field goal. Score: Eagles 32, Patriots 26.
I feel like every part of my body wants to throw up
I feel like a truck ran me over
Six points is so flimsy.
I have a bad feeling now. They can’t hold them on D. Need a turnover
The beginning of the end. I’m trying to brace myself for it.
Here it comes
9:35 p.m., Patriots touchdown. Score: Eagles 32, Patriots 33
If I had any sense I’d just go to sleep now
This is like the part of election night when they started calling states for Trump.
I can’t take this
We will score a field goal and leave too much time on the clock.
I’m bleeding all over everything. This is the worst.
I can see the ending already
Whatever happens, Foles has had a hell of a game.
Here we go. Fucking field goal. Fuck this
10:01 p.m., Eagles touchdown. Score: Eagles 38, Patriots 33.
I’m gonna do
10:03 p.m., Patriots fumble the ball.
I hate them and their faces
[lots of prayer emojis]
I am flying to Minnesota and strangling the announcers.
10:12 p.m., Patriots ball. Score: Eagles 41, Patriots 33. 1:05 left in the game.
I can’t take this!
I’ll let you know what happens in the afterlife
10:22 p.m., game ends. Score: Eagles 41, Patriots 33.
Omg. I’m sobbing
What kind of bourbon do you like???
I feel like we won a goddamn war.
LETS KILL A BOTTLE OF BLANTONS!
Oh I’m ready. Let’s do it.
This is beautiful
I can’t believe it
I just can’t
September 6, 8:59 p.m.
Here we go—5 more months of stress.